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Please read the first installment (Twilight) here – The Secrets of The Sparkle aka Twilight: Stonified (PLEASE READ! SO FUNNY!)

Taken from Stony321 @ Livejournal.com This is all her, not me. But please read, it’s a very hilarious read.

LDS SPARKLEDAMMERUNG 2: The Sparkle Has Left Your Eyes! Now with 70% less sparkle! (Yuh huh! Yuh huh!)

Again, allow me to set the tone right off the bat:

Previously on Twinklecrest…. [This is part two of a sporking. You don't need to read the first part, but you should. ]

Victoria – red headed vamp that is forced into the storyline as a baddie – is no challenge because there’s no conflict in these books

No, because Bella has the Cullens on her side!\o/

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The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner: An Eclipse Novella will be released at 12:01 a.m. June 5.

The 192-page story, an offshoot of the third novel in Meyer’s best-selling teen vampire Twilight saga, has a first printing of 1.5 million. It’s the first new Twilight title since Breaking Dawn, Book 4, was published two years ago.

The new novella is told in the voice of the teenage Bree, a “newborn vampire” whom we meet on page 569 in Eclipse. Ten pages later, she’s dead.

“I started writing this a long time ago,” Meyer said in an exclusive interview with USA TODAY. “It was when I was editing Eclipse. It was more of just an exercise so I could be clear about what was going on in the story.”

The Twilight novels are told from the perspective of Bella, who falls in love with the vampire Edward Cullen.

“There’s only so much stuff you can tell when what Bella sees and hears is all you can tell,” Meyer says.

Bree is part of an army of newborn vampires created by Cullen family nemesis Victoria. Thirsty for revenge after the Cullens kill her vampire lover James, Victoria’s plan is to use her army to kill the Cullens and Bella.

“The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner is pretty much contained in the last week of the newborns’ existence before the big fight (between the Cullens and the vampire army) in the meadow in Eclipse,” Meyer says. “It’s the last week before Bree dies.”

In the novella, Meyer says, Bree has been a vampire for about three months. No other details are being released.

But some plot points from the novella have made their way into the Eclipse film, starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, which opens June 30. Meyer gave David Slade, the film’s director, a draft to read during production. The character of Bree is played by Canadian actress Jodelle Ferland.

Fans have speculated that the next Twilight title would be Midnight Sun, the story of Twilight told in Edward Cullen’s voice.

“I think they’re all waiting for Midnight Sun,” says Meyer, who put Sun on hold indefinitely in 2008 when a draft was posted on the Internet without her permission and went viral. “But I’m not writing about vampires right now.”

Who is as excited as me to find out we’re getting a Twi-Universe novella?



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I’m so amused right now. haha.

Team-Twilight has posted about the possibility of seeing a Red-Eyed Edward in Eclipse.

Taken from Twilight Examiner:

Team Twilight caught onto the fact that the clip featured a flash of Edward Cullen with red eyes. A closer inspection of the image reveals that he is not only red-eyed but also apparently wearing a Volturi crest necklace much like those worn in New Moon by Michael Sheen, Jamie Campbell Bower, et al.

A commentator to the blog scoured the book to find that there is a sequence in the story on Page 305 that might explain the origin of the moment.

“In Aro’s head he saw me at his one side and Alice at his other,” Edward Cullen says.

It may be a flash imagination of the thought like we saw in New Moon with Alice’s “vision” of Bella as a vampire. Though, Michael Sheen (who portrays Aro) isn’t listed on any Eclipse cast list that I’ve seen . . . It’s still entirely possible that the scene went through without him here. Only time will tell.

Still very interesting, no?

Also to add some LULZ into this post, because that’s we are here for.

Todo Twilight Saga posted this cap of Carlisle and Esme, presumably at Forks High graduation.  Click the image to view the whole image.

Is it me or does it look like Carlisle has a ponytail in this photo? HAHA.
HMM….. Just pointing that out.

A interesting interview from Melissa Rosenberg about the Breaking Dawn script has appeared online thanks to KomoNews.com.

What did director Chris Weitz bring to ‘New Moon’ that you think was valuable to the series?
MR: “He was so good. He opened up the franchise. He opened it into this sweeping epic story. Twilight was a very intimate personal movie. it was a small movie, it had almost an independent feel to it. Chris made it into a beautiful spectacle, he really expanded it, expanded the world of it.”

For more of this interview go to KomoNews.com